current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world
Just a fraction of the cool stuff I learned when researching women’s history.
What if mermaids live really long - and the longer they live, the bigger they grow?
A bit late to the party, but here’s my contribution to the Catalog of Merfolk. I didn’t have nearly as much time to finish this as I wanted, but I have to be up in 5 hours so this will have to do!
You know who would like this?
hazleapricot would like this.
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
Anyone remember this book series?
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.